Michael Scott Quote #2176
Quote from Michael Scott in Goodbye, Michael
Michael Scott: Kevin, I have something for you. [holds up a drawing of Kevin as a pig eating pizza] You know who that is? Don't be a caricature, Kevin. Never be a caricature. How did that feel when I tore that up?
Kevin: Better?
Michael Scott: Good. Stand up. You will be thin. You won't drool over pizza like an animal anymore.
Kevin: But, I-
Michael Scott: You will find love.
Kevin: Michael, I'm pretty much okay with who I am now.
Michael Scott: Don't be. You should never settle for who you are.
The Office Quotes
‘Goodbye, Michael’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Well, got almost everybody, so... Holly's my family now. She's my family. And the babies that I make with her will be my children. The people that you work with are just, when you get down to it, your very best friends. They say on your deathbed you never wish you spent more time at the office, but I will. Got to be a lot better than a deathbed. I actually don't understand deathbeds. I mean, who would buy that?
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [addressing Creed, Gabe and Meredith] Whether you're scared of dying or dying alone or dying drunk in a ditch, don't be. It's going to be okay.
[aside to camera:]
Michael Scott: Yeah, I was tripling up. There's not enough time in the day to have a special moment with everybody.
Quote from Kelly
Kelly: I think we should do cupcakes. I am one of the few people who looks hot eating a cupcake.