Michael Scott Quote #943
Quote from Michael Scott in Launch Party
Michael Scott: How we doing on time?
Angela: The party starts in an hour.
Michael Scott: Good, these are some things that I would like to have happen.
Angela: "Beer, light beer, streamers, orchids, better lighting, something made of ice."
Michael Scott: Those are just things. This is how I want it to feel.
Angela: "Pizza with mushrooms, pizza without mushrooms, white pizza, steak? "
Michael Scott: I would like this party to be sexier, cooler, more important-
Angela: "Chocolates, someone famous, cool music, confetti, go-go dancers"?
Michael Scott: I want it to embarrass all other parties. I want it to be a party that the guys in New York watch on the web cam and say, "How did they get Al Roker to come?"
The Office Quotes
‘Launch Party’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Listen up, kid. I don't like you, but because some town in Switzerland says so, you have rights.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please! The computer should be scared of me. I have been salesman of the month for 13 out of the last 12 months. You heard me right. I did so well last February that corporate gave me two plaques in lieu of a pay raise.
Quote from Pam
Jim: Do you remember what you said to me on my first day at work, just before you walked me over to my desk?
Pam: Yeah. "Enjoy this moment, because you're never going to go back to this time before you met your desk-mate Dwight."
Jim: And that's when I knew. You?
Pam: You came up to my desk and you said, "This might sound weird, and there's no reason for me to know this, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat has expired."
Jim: That was the moment that you knew you liked me?
Pam: Yep.
Jim: Wow. Can we make it a different moment?
Pam: Nope.