Michael Scott Quote #871
Quote from Michael Scott in Fun Run
Michael Scott: All right. I would now like to talk about each of your individual religious beliefs.
Toby: Oh, Michael, you can't ask about religious beliefs.
Michael Scott: Satan is the master of lies. Everything he says is the opposite.
Toby: All right, well, then you can ask about religious beliefs.
Michael Scott: Thank you for the permission. Psych!
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Michael Scott: Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh, I don't know. I sing in the shower. Sometimes, I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me. No, don't sue me. That's the opposite of the point that I am trying to make.
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