Michael Scott Quote #842
Quote from Michael Scott in The Job
Michael Scott: I am by far the most qualified person they're interviewing. Jim and Karen are here, which is cute.
They're like kid actors tagging along with daddy on the big audition, hoping to be discovered, except daddy is the best actor around. Daddy is Meryl Streep.
The Office Quotes
‘The Job’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Listen up. Let's start from the ground up. Where does paper come from?
Kevin: Trees.
Dwight K. Schrute: Trees. And where do trees grow?
Kevin: Forests.
Dwight K. Schrute: Soil. Right. We have in front of you here seven different types of Pennsylvania topsoil. Now, what would you say is the most important element in the production of above-ground leafy growth? Probably phosphorus, right? Wrong. It's nitrogen. Absorb this information.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: Last year, Creed asked me how to set up a blog. Wanting to protect the world from being exposed to Creed's brain, I opened up a Word document on his computer and put an address at the top. I've read some of it. Even for the Internet, it's pretty shocking.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Once I am officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to demote Jim Halpert. So I will need a new number two. My ideal choice? Jack Bauer. But he is unavailable, fictional, and overqualified.