Michael Scott Quote #816
Quote from Michael Scott in Beach Games
Michael Scott: Okay, Pam, I have another little project for you.
Pam: Does it have to do with these shopping bags filled with hot dogs?
Michael Scott: Smart as a whip! Yes. These are pre-cooked, so it's not absolutely necessary, but I would appreciate it if you could heat up 800 hot dogs for a little contest I'm going to be having. I would greatly appreciate it.
Pam: When's the contest?
Michael Scott: Like, um, 10 minutes?
The Office Quotes
‘Beach Games’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Jim Halpert. Pros: Smart, cool, good-looking. Remind you of anybody you know? Cons: Not a hard worker. I can spend all day on a project, and he will finish the same project in a half an hour.
Quote from Stanley
Stanley: Do you expect me to believe that you're truly making your recommendations on this basis?
Michael Scott: Word. Here we go. Let's see it.
[aside to camera:]
Stanley: I would rather work for an upturned broom with a bucket for a head than work for somebody else in this office besides myself. Game on!
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: What happens to a company if somebody takes a boss away? I will answer your question with a question. It's like what happens to a chicken when you take its head away. It dies. Unless you find a new head. I need to see which one of these people have the skills to be a chicken head.