Michael Scott Quote #355
Quote from Michael Scott in Boys and Girls
Michael Scott: So, guys' gripe session. Here we are. Now, we definitely live in different worlds, but we have a lot in common. We even like the same girls, some of us. And that's gonna happen. You know, we're guys, so-
Madge: Hey, do you want me to go?
Michael Scott: No, why would I? You can-
Madge: I'll go.
The Office Quotes
‘Boys and Girls’ Quotes
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Quote from Jan
Jan: Sports metaphors are one of the ways women feel left out of the language of the office. Now, I know this might sound silly, but many women ask to go over it, so, "fumble" means-
Phyllis: Mistake.
Meredith: Slip.
Jan: Right. "Par for the course" is a golf term. It means "right on track." "Below par" means "worse." Wait. That should mean better. That doesn't make sense.