Michael Scott Quote #161
Quote from Michael Scott in The Fire
Michael Scott: Howard / Ryan. Ryan Howard is sitting in my office. And he has been a temp here for a couple of months, and he's kind of gotten the lay of the land a little bit. Had a few laughs along the way. And now he wants to know what I think.
Ryan: The temp agency wants to know what you think.
Michael Scott: Shall we? Let us proceed. First up, "Proficiency in necessary skills." ... Excellent." [laughing]
The Office Quotes
‘The Fire’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first, but we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I've a lawsuit on my hands.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like the Lone Ranger and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger and Tonto and Bonto.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: I don't wanna be, like, a guy here, you know? Like, Stanley is the crossword-puzzle guy and Angela has cats. I don't wanna have a thing here. You know, I don't wanna be the "something guy."