Dwight K. Schrute Quote #1290

Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Finale

Dwight K. Schrute: [sighs] Man, how long have we been sitting here?
Stripper: Hi, boys!
Clark: Here we go!
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, Thank God. We are famished!
Stripper: Hey, did somebody order the chef special?
Darryl: Right there.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, we haven't ordered anything. No one's even taken our drinks. Uh, what is the chef special?
Stripper: I bet you boys have a big appetite.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, we do. So we'll have an onion loaf for the table, please. And tell us about your heartiest soups.
Stripper: Mm, I know what you want. I know exactly what you want.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes, an onion loaf for the table but that's not all. Now the chef special sounded good. What is it exactly?
Stripper: Oh, shh. [places finger over Dwight's lips]
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, what are you doing? Are you giving me a taste of the chef's special? Tastes like cigarettes. That won't work. That's no good.

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Dwight K. Schrute: Do I get along with my co-workers? Well, first of all, I don't have co-workers anymore, I have subordinates. So, have I gotten along with my subordinates? Let's see. My supplier relations rep, Meredith Palmer, is the only person I know who knows how to properly head bang to Motorhead. Oscar Martinez, my accountant, is now godfather to my son. Angela Schrute, my former accountant is now my wife. My top salesman, Jim Halpert was best man at my wedding and office administrator Pamela Beesley Halpert is my best friend. So, yes. I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates.