Michael Scott Quote #2099
Quote from Michael Scott in PDA
Michael Scott: Okay. Fine. No more PDA.
Oscar: Good.
Michael Scott: You win. But here's what we are going to do. We are going to designate one of our closets as a hook-up zone.
Angela: No.
Michael Scott: Anything goes.
Oscar: Just leave it how you said...
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael, that's absurd. What if two couples want to go at the same time?
Michael Scott: Okay, then we have two closets. No, no, we're gonna have three closets, one for each base, no homers. Yes?
Dwight K. Schrute: And what is the hook-up zone policy on masturbation?
Michael Scott: Pro.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yes!
Michael Scott: What? Problem solved.
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