Dwight K. Schrute Quote #491
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Stress Relief
Michael Scott: That is the way you're supposed to do it, idiot.
Dwight K. Schrute: You're interrupting me. I'm trying to get your back.
Michael Scott: Idiot. Idiot. Idiot. Idiot.
Dwight K. Schrute: Are you calling me an idiot?
Michael Scott: Idiot.
Dwight K. Schrute: Don't you ever talk to me that way. You pathetic, short little man. You don't have any friends, or any family, or any land.
The Office Quotes
‘Stress Relief’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh, come on. It's not real, Stanley. Don't have a heart attack.
Michael Scott: No, no, no! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! You will not die! Stanley! Stanley! Barack is president! You are black, Stanley!
Quote from Michael Scott
CPR Trainer: All right, well, lets get back to it. 'Cause you're losing him. Okay, too fast. Everyone, we need to pump at a pace of a 100 beats per minute .
Michael Scott: Okay, that's uh, hard to keep track. How many is that per hour?
Jim: How's that gonna help you?
Michael Scott: Well, I will divide and then count to it.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: It's very unusual for Michael not to show up to work. My guess? He's either deeply depressed, or an icicle has snapped off his roof and impaled his brain. He has this terrible habit of standing directly underneath them and staring up at them. And I always say, "Michael, take two steps back, and stare at the icicle from the side." And he's like, "No, I like the way they look from standing directly underneath them."