Michael Scott Quote #1327
Quote from Michael Scott in Prince Family Paper
Dwight K. Schrute: So you go in now, I'm gonna go in in exactly ten minutes. We have never met each other.
We are complete strangers. Also, we're gonna need a signal to bolt outta there in case there is danger.
Michael Scott: Fine.
Dwight K. Schrute: And that signal is: lick your lips. Try it. No, no, no. Like this. Good.
Michael Scott: Ready to do this?
Dwight K. Schrute: Yeah.
Michael Scott: All right. Here come the sharks.
[Michael and Dwight start humming the theme from Jaws]
The Office Quotes
‘Prince Family Paper’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: In nature, there's something called the food chain. It is where the shark eats the little shark, and the little shark eats the littler shark. And so on and so on and so on, until you get down to the single-cell shark. So now, replace sharks with paper companies. And that is all you need to know about business.
Quote from Pam
Pam: Ladies, are we prepared to let the Kevins of the world decide anything for us? Anything at all? We don't even give him full Internet access.
Kevin: Wait, what?
Quote from Jim
Dwight K. Schrute: What's- What's this?
Jim: Looks like a red wire.
Dwight K. Schrute: Oh. That wasn't here before.
Jim: It's a computer, Dwight. I mean, computers have wires.
Dwight K. Schrute: Yours doesn't.
Jim: Doesn't it?
Dwight K. Schrute: No. It's going in a different direction than the other wires.
Jim: I'm really busy. I can't talk about this anymore.
[Dwight follows the red cable]
Phyllis: Dwight, get out of here.
Dwight K. Schrute: Just shut up, Phyllis.
Stanley: What are you doing?
[aside to camera:]
Jim: I got 500 feet of red wire at a flea market up by Dunmore High School. Twenty bucks for the whole spool. Crazy. What a deal. Oh. [looking out the window and seeing Dwight climb a telephone pole] He'll be fine. I made it up there.