Michael Scott Quote #1097
Quote from Michael Scott in Chair Model
Michael Scott: So you get the rent checks every month and... What happens next? What-
Margaret: You're asking me what I do with the checks that people write to me?
Michael Scott: Just making conversation. [cut] Why is it so hard to meet people? I- You know, it's- All I want is somebody nice, and sweet, and someone I can talk to and share an experience with, you know? Why is it so hard for people like us?
Margaret: I don't know.
Michael Scott: You wanna see what I walked out on? This is going to blow your mind. Look at that! [holding up a picture of Jan on his cell phone]
Margaret: She's beautiful.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Yeah. And you can't see her whole body, down here, she has a boob job. Just- She was just crazy smart and really manipulative and I don't know.
Jan: [on the phone] Michael? Hello- Michael?
Margaret: Well, I'm gonna head out.
Michael Scott: Oh, okay. Well, um, I enjoyed this conversation. It was very nice. It was like talking to the sweet, old lady on the bus.
Margaret: That's incredibly rude.
Michael Scott: Now you ruined it.
The Office Quotes
‘Chair Model’ Quotes
Quote from Andy
Andy: Did I do this for me? No. I did this for the little guy. For Joe six-pack, the guy who wakes up every morning in his $400 a month apartment, wonders how he's gonna pay his mortgage that month. Wonders how he's gonna fill his car up with oil. Wonders how am I going to pay my kids' orphanage bills? That guy shouldn't have to wonder where he's gonna park.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Okay, "Wendy". Hot and juicy redhead. Let's give this a try. [dials phone]
Woman: [answering phone] Wendy's.
Michael Scott: Hello, Wendy. This is Kevin's friend Michael.
Woman: This isn't Wendy.
Michael Scott: Oh, I'm sorry. Could you put her on, please?
Woman: Dude, this is a Wendy's restaurant.
Michael Scott: Damn it, Kevin. Okay. Um. Could I just have a frosty and a baked potato, please?
Woman: You have to come to the restaurant to order food.
Michael Scott: Well, I'll send somebody to pick it up, just have it ready.
Woman: It's ready now.
Michael Scott: Well, put it aside.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: [singing to the tune of "American Pie"] Bye, bye, miss chairmodel lady I dreamt that we were married and you treated me nice We had lots of kids Drinking whiskey and rye Why d'you have to go off and die? Why d'you have to go off and die?
Michael & Dwight: [singing] Oh, you believe in rock'n roll? Can music save your mortal soul? And then, can you have to dance real slow? Well, I know that you're in love with him 'Cause I saw you dancin' in the gym - Kicked off both her shoes - Turned off her shoes - No more rhythm and blues! - No verdict was returned! Rhythm and blues. This will be the day that I die.