Michael Scott Quote #921
Quote from Michael Scott in Dunder Mifflin Infinity
Satnav: Make a right turn.
Dwight K. Schrute: Wait, wait, wait! No, no, no! It means bear right, up there.
Michael Scott: No, it said right, it said take a right.
Dwight K. Schrute: No, no, no, look, it means go up to the right, bear right, over the bridge and hook up with 307. Michael Scott: Maybe it's a shortcut, Dwight. It said go to the right.
Dwight K. Schrute: It can't mean that! There's a lake there!
Michael Scott: The machine knows where it is going!
Dwight K. Schrute: This is the lake!
Michael Scott: The machine knows! Stop yelling at me!
Dwight K. Schrute: No, it's- There's no road here!
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‘Dunder Mifflin Infinity’ Quotes
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm going to live for a very long time. My grandma Schrute lived to be 101. My grandpa Mannheim is 103, and still puttering around down in Argentina. I tried to go visit him once but my travel visa was protested by the Shoah Foundation.
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Everyone always wants new things. Everybody likes new inventions, new technology. People will never be replaced by machines. In the end, life and business are about human connections. And computers are about trying to murder you in a lake. And to me, the choice is easy.
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Michael Scott: What is the actual deal with these things in terms of testicles?
Jan: What?
Michael Scott: I don't wanna grow weird sperm in case we ever wanna have kids.