Michael Scott Quote #515
Quote from Michael Scott in The Coup
Michael Scott: I know, Dwight, I know. I know, I know.
Dwight K. Schrute: You know what?
Michael Scott: Jan called me about your little meeting!
Dwight K. Schrute: No.
Michael Scott: I know what you did. You-
Dwight K. Schrute: The Sebring's cool.
Michael Scott: I made the whole thing up, Dwight!
Dwight K. Schrute: It's cool, the Sebring's cool-
Michael Scott: Oh, do you? Do you like it?
Dwight K. Schrute: And has a cassette and a CD.
Michael Scott: How dare you? How dare you, Dwight?
Dwight K. Schrute: Don't fire me. Please, don't-
Michael Scott: Give me one good reason why I shouldn't fire you right here on the spot?
Dwight K. Schrute: I have excellent sales numbers!
Michael Scott: Not good enough!
Dwight K. Schrute: I'll do anything! Anything! Please, I'll do your laundry for a month! For a year!
Michael Scott: I have a laundry machine!
Dwight K. Schrute: I'm sorry. Anything- I'II- Please? Please?
Michael Scott: I don't know if I can trust you anymore.
Dwight K. Schrute: You can't. You can't, but I promise I'll never betray you again. What can I do, Michael? What can I do? What can I do? What can I do? What can I do?
Michael Scott: You can get up.
Dwight K. Schrute: What?
Michael Scott: Get up. And you can hug it out, bitch.
The Office Quotes
‘The Coup’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Business is like a jungle. And I am like a tiger. And Dwight is like a monkey that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch? Pun. There's no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head. We don't have the technology.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Jan: Dwight, you must feel strongly to speak with me this way, behind Michael's back, and turn on so many of your co-workers.
Dwight K. Schrute: The decision to turn on Michael was difficult. But once I did it, I didn't look back. And mostly I feel that Michael would approve. It's really what's best for the branch. And I could care less about my co-workers. So, here we are. It's all on the table. I want the branch. And I await your decision. Oh, by the way, there's a new Ann Taylor outlet store near here. I know you like their earrings.
Jan: Where is it?
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Michael Scott: But I think you should do it.
Dwight K. Schrute: Well, gosh, if you think I should then I will.
Michael Scott: Perfect. Well, we're settled.
Dwight K. Schrute: All right.
Michael Scott: All right. Well, then you are now Acting Manager of Dunder Mifflin, Scranton branch, and I am Assistant Regional Manager.
Dwight K. Schrute: Assistant to the Regional Manager.