Michael Scott Quote #354
Quote from Michael Scott in Boys and Girls
Darryl: Hey, Mike, look. How about we go upstairs, too? You know, learn how an office works.
Michael Scott: Oh, well.
Darryl: We can both switch places for the day.
Michael Scott: Okay. Yeah. You know what? I don't- You- Your- My job sucks compared to this. I don't think you'd like it up there.
Darryl: An experience-
Michael Scott: Guys! Want to start unloading the truck?
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Jan: Sports metaphors are one of the ways women feel left out of the language of the office. Now, I know this might sound silly, but many women ask to go over it, so, "fumble" means-
Phyllis: Mistake.
Meredith: Slip.
Jan: Right. "Par for the course" is a golf term. It means "right on track." "Below par" means "worse." Wait. That should mean better. That doesn't make sense.