Dwight K. Schrute Quote #60
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Fire
Dwight K. Schrute: Everyone, okay, I have an announcement. Apparently, in business school, they don't teach you how to operate a toaster oven, because some smart, sexy temp left his cheese pita on "oven" instead of timing it for the toaster thing. [laughing, coughing]
Michael Scott: Oh, wow, okay. Well, I guess they don't teach how to operate a toaster oven in business school.
Dwight K. Schrute: That's exactly what I said.
Michael Scott: Hey, did you miss that day, there, Ryan?
Dwight K. Schrute: Were you absent?
Michael Scott: Toaster Oven 101.
Dwight K. Schrute: You failed?
Ryan: I'm so sorry.
The Office Quotes
‘The Fire’ Quotes
Quote from Michael Scott
Michael Scott: Yes, I was the first one out. And, yes, I've heard women and children first, but we do not employ children. We are not a sweatshop, thankfully. And women are equal in the workplace by law. So, I let them out first, I've a lawsuit on my hands.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: Michael and I have a very special connection. He's like Batman, I'm like Robin. He's like the Lone Ranger and I'm like Tonto. And it's not like there was the Lone Ranger and Tonto and Bonto.
Quote from Ryan
Ryan: I don't wanna be, like, a guy here, you know? Like, Stanley is the crossword-puzzle guy and Angela has cats. I don't wanna have a thing here. You know, I don't wanna be the "something guy."