Michael Scott Quote #2050
Quote from Michael Scott in China
Oscar: Don't worry about the coffee, it's on me.
Michael Scott: Yeah, I figured that.
Oscar: Michael, I am so happy that we were able to have this little chat.
Michael Scott: Wait. You forgetting something?
Michael Scott: This chat. Two men, one white, one latina. A boss and a money cruncher. I could fire you.
Erin: Fire him. No, show mercy.
Michael Scott: But here we are.
Oscar: What's your point?
Michael Scott: My point is... That as long as people like you and me don't stop talking, nobody can stop the USA.
Andy: Yeah. [clapping]
Erin: Right, yes.
Michael Scott: I am talking about freedom, about choice. America, I don't think you need to worry. Because if you want to beat China you will. If you don't, that's fine. That my friend, is your victory. Y'know, a lot of people say if you dig long enough and hard enough you will get to China, and that may be the true, but what they don't tell you is that if you dig long enough and hard enough in a conversation, you get to a friend. So here is to conversation.
Oscar: That's not.
Michael Scott: Raise your cups on high. Case closed.
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