Michael Scott Quote #1864
Quote from Michael Scott in Happy Hour
Dwight K. Schrute: Breathe. Work your core. Come on.
Michael Scott: How many is that?
Dwight K. Schrute: Not counting the last one, 25.
Michael Scott: Count the last one.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, 25 and one girl push-up!
Michael Scott: Oh, new record!
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay.
Michael Scott: Oh, what did you do today?
Jim: I made a sale.
Michael Scott: Oh, yeah, sitting on your big fat butt. Alright, that is the number to beat.
Meredith: What do we get if we do 'em?
Michael Scott: My respect. [everyone returns to work] Okay, I'll make it a little more interesting. Anyone who does more than 25 push-ups-
Dwight K. Schrute: And one girl push-up.
Michael Scott: Gets to go home. [everyone starts doing push-ups] Oh! I say dance, they say how high? Here we go.
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Hide: In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!