Dwight K. Schrute Quote #532
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Heavy Competition
Charles: Dwight, take a seat.
Dwight K. Schrute: I prefer to stand. Less blood clots.
Charles: Nah, that's weird. You're gonna sit. Great. You know, Dwight, it has been quite a transition for all of us. Are you happy with the way things have been runnin' lately?
Dwight K. Schrute: Why do you ask? Do you mean compared to the ways things ran with other bosses? Comparisons are hard.
Charles: I've just been impressed with your performance and I wanted to make sure good work doesn't go unnoticed.
Dwight K. Schrute: Your concern is noted.
Charles: Yeah, I like your work ethic. You're so... focused.
Dwight K. Schrute: Like a wolf. Thank you.
Charles: And I wanna start givin' you more responsibility. What do you say you and I go out for a drink this week?
Dwight K. Schrute: Really?
Charles: Definitely.
Dwight K. Schrute: [shaking Charles' hand] It's firm.
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