Michael Scott Quote #883
Quote from Michael Scott in Fun Run
[Michael knocks on the door]
Pam: Come in.
Michael Scott: May I enter the room?
Pam: Yes. Or "come in."
Michael Scott: See how I did that? That's the way you should enter a room. You knock and wait for the all clear.
Jim: You couldn't have taken all your clothes off in the men's room?
Michael Scott: Yes. But I have an office, so why would I do that?
Pam: On average, how many hours a day do you spend naked in your office? Just ballpark.
Michael Scott: European offices are always naked.
Pam: They're so not.
Michael Scott: Besides, my shirt tail covered most of it so...
Pam: I didn't see where it started, but I saw where it ended.
Jim: Gross.
Michael Scott: That's not gross! It's the human body. What is your problem? Pam, you're an artist, right? Think of me as one of your models.
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