Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Delivery
Angela: Good afternoon. Dwight K. Schrute: Have a seat. Angela: What is this? Dwight K. Schrute: Before we conceive a child, uh, it is important that we bang out a parenting contract. Angela: Of course. Dwight K. Schrute: It's been a long time since we've come down here separately. Angela: You know I was thinking... Dwight K. Schrute: Now, then. Let's get to it, shall we? Item one: [speaking into a voice recorder] Child will be breast fed by the mother for exactly six months, then weaned onto a nutrient-rich winter vegetable mash provided by the father, Dwight Schrute, hereafter referred to as Morpheus. Agreed? Angela: Agreed.