Angela: Good afternoon.
Dwight K. Schrute: Have a seat.
Angela: What is this?
Dwight K. Schrute: Before we conceive a child, uh, it is important that we bang out a parenting contract.
Angela: Of course.
Dwight K. Schrute: It's been a long time since we've come down here separately.
Angela: You know I was thinking...
Dwight K. Schrute: Now, then. Let's get to it, shall we? Item one: [speaking into a voice recorder] Child will be breast fed by the mother for exactly six months, then weaned onto a nutrient-rich winter vegetable mash provided by the father, Dwight Schrute, hereafter referred to as Morpheus. Agreed?
Angela: Agreed.