Michael Scott: Okay. Michael Klump wants to remind you that corporate- Their idea, yes, was to urge you to lose weight. But more importantly, what this whole thing is about, this contest is really about being healthy and in order to be healthy, you have to eat, Kelly. Kelly, I want you to stand up on your chair. Come on, stand up on your chair. Stand up, stand up, stand up. Somebody help her. Here we go. I want you to look at her. She's a beautiful Indian woman. Why? What makes her beautiful?
Ryan: Everything. She's perfect.
Meredith: I like her nails.
Michael Scott: Okay, be more specific.
Meredith: I like her fingernails.
Phyllis: I like her purple dress.
Michael Scott: What about her looks?
Creed: Hell of an ass.