Michael Scott: Hey, that's just the way we talk in the clink. Been a lot of fun talk about prison today, but I am here to scare you straight. I am here to scare you straight! In prison you are somebody's bitch. Oh, and you. You, my friend, would be the belle of the ball. Don't drop the soap. Don't drop the soap.
Ryan: Michael, please.
Jim: Where did you learn all of this?
Michael Scott: Internet.
Jim: So, not prison.
Michael Scott: And prison. It's 50-50. Both.