Quote from Michael Scott in Booze Cruise
Captain Jack: Hey, hey, hey! I got an idea, I got an idea. I could marry you right now as captain of the ship. Michael Scott: I could marry you as Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin! Pam: No, no, no. I want my mom and dad to be there. Michael Scott: Then I'll give you away! Pam: No, thank you.