Captain Jack: So, what's this presentation all about?
Michael Scott: See? This is of general interest. It is about priorities and making decisions, using the boat as an analogy. What is important to you? If the boat is sinking, what do you save?
Captain Jack: Women and children.
Michael Scott: No, no, salesmen and profit centers.
Captain Jack: That's a stupid analogy.
Michael Scott: Okay. Well, obviously you don't know anything about leadership.
Captain Jack: Well, I was the captain of a PC-1 Cyclone coastal patrol boat during Desert Storm.