Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Junior Salesman
Dwight K. Schrute: What quality would make you a good sales associate? Mose: People person. Dwight K. Schrute: It says here on your resume that you spent the last 15 years as a sales rep for Dow Chemical. Mose: That's right. Dwight K. Schrute: You know we live together, right? Mose: Yes. Dwight K. Schrute: And I've never seen you go to work, ever. Mose: Okay. Dwight K. Schrute: So why is this on your resume? [Mose gets up and runs out]