Quote from Clark in Junior Salesman
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, here's one. A customer who ordered enough paper to qualify for a volume discount now wants to return half the stock. You can't rebate the sales price or credit for future purchases because you brokered the deal for a third party. Clark: That's just a classic no-win situation. Dwight K. Schrute: Thank you. Clark: So I'd Kobayashi Maru it. Dwight K. Schrute: Damn it! Perfect answer, again. Clark: Yep. Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, think, Dwight, think. You have a ream of 16-bond... Clark: You know what, Dwight? Dwight K. Schrute: And anoth— Clark: This interview's over, and I get the job. I just Kobayashi Maru'd the whole process. Dwight K. Schrute: No. Clark: Yeah. Star Trek rules.