Jim: [on the phone] Hey, I'm in Philadelphia right now.
Dwight K. Schrute: How is that my problem? Get in your car and drive down here. You can make it in 30 minutes if you drive 240 miles per hour.
Jim: Huh. How long would it take me if I drove 300 miles an hour?
Dwight K. Schrute: Mmm. That's a good... question. 300 times... [Jim hangs up] 180... [dial tone] Um, that comes to 25 minutes. ... Yes. Oh, well, thank you Jim. Yes, I am better than you. Thanks for acknowledging that. Okay, bye bye. Love you. [puts phone down]