Nellie: How are you feeling?
Dwight K. Schrute: Amazing. Just lost four ounces of appendix, already replaced it with muscle.
Nellie: Can I see the wound?
Dwight K. Schrute: [show her the wound] Oh God.
Nellie: Oh! That's disgusting. That's barely healed.
Dwight K. Schrute: You're not paying me to heal, you're paying me to kick ass.
Nellie: A few hours ago, your body was open like a cabinet.
Dwight K. Schrute: That's right.