Darryl: You know what you guys should do? Go to the bookstore at lunch. There's tons of cuties and it's easy to talk to them. 'Hey, what book is that? Cool, let's hang out tonight. sex already? Whoa...'
Andy: The bookstore?
Dwight K. Schrute: It's that easy?
Darryl: I'll come with you, show you how it's done.
Dwight K. Schrute: Okay, I'll drive.
[aside to camera:]
Darryl: My resolution is to read more. And if someone else is driving me to the bookstore, I can eat my PB&J in the car. 2011 is coming up all Darryl.