Reporter: Michael Scott?
Michael Scott: Yes?
TV Reporter: Do you wanna make a comment on the rumors?
Michael Scott: [sighs] Umm. I have done some very bad things, things of which I am not proud. I would like to publicly apologize to... the coach and the players. And I vow to never listen to my bodily instincts ever again.
TV Reporter: I'm talking about the Sabre printers that catch on fire.
Michael Scott: Oh, okay. I was talking about- What do- What? What's going on?