Quote from Ryan in The Cover-up
Ryan: Does she keep her phone locked around you, Michael? Does she watch how much she drinks around you, Michael? [aside to camera:] Ryan: Does she leave the room when she takes phone calls? Does she keep perfume in her purse? Does she shower before sex? Does she shower after sex? Does she- [back:] Michael Scott: Yeah, she does all that. Ryan: Sorry, dude.