Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in The Delivery
Michael Scott: I got it! I got it! Everybody it's go time! At your stations. Stanley, man the phones. Meredith, please, get bottled water. Erin, call an ambulance, please! Dwight K. Schrute: No, no, no. Ambulances are emergencies only. You call an ambulance, I call the cops.