Michael Scott: Hey. How's everybody doing?
Jim: Not great. You heckled Santa for an hour and a half.
Michael Scott: That was a different guy. That was Jesus. Jesus sort of ruined the party. Hurt, petulant Jesus.
Angela: Are you serious? This is so offensive.
Michael Scott: You know what's even more offensive, is baling on this party because some jerk ruined the first part of it.