Michael Scott: Everybody, David Wallace and I have talked, and we have decided to promote Jim to the position of co-manager.
Stanley: Co-manager of what?
Michael Scott: Of your butt! And your butt, and your butt... All of Scranton branch butts.
Phyllis: What's happening to you, Michael?
Michael Scott: What's happening to me? I am also being promoted to co-manager. We will be co-managers together. Jim Halpert, welcome.
Jim: Thank you.
[aside to camera:]
Dwight K. Schrute: [screams]