Michael Scott: Wait a second. I wrote it down in my diary.
Dwight K. Schrute: You don't keep a diary.
Michael Scott: Yes, I do. You've just never seen it. "March 4th. Dwight came up with the best idea today about golden tickets."
Dwight K. Schrute: Hold that thought. [Dwight goes and grabs his own diary] March 4th "Michael Scott came up with golden ticket idea to give 5 customers 10% off for 1 year."
Michael Scott: Why do you have a diary?
Dwight K. Schrute: To keep secrets from my computer.