Quote from Dwight K. Schrute in Lecture Circuit: Part 2
Jim: Is there a birthday that you remember that you loved? Dwight K. Schrute: Here's one. It was dark, warm, wet. A sudden burst of light. An intense pressure like I'd never felt before. Father, dressed in white, pulls me forward. Mother bites the cord. Jim: Stop. Forever stop that story. That's disgusting, and it doesn't count.