Michael Scott: Wha- What is this?
Pam: Piece of paper.
Michael Scott: This isn't Dunder Mifflin paper. It's some sort of Pendleton crap.
Pam: Well, I think they'll get the spirit of it.
Michael Scott: Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam! We're dying here. I want you to go back to the office, and I want you to get the real stuff. I want you to get ultra white card stock.
Pam: Are you serious?
Michael Scott: Yes. And don't call me Shirley.