Michael Scott: Ryan? We're gonna take your clothes off.
Ryan: No! Guys I think my friend Troy might have a drug problem. What do I do?
Dwight K. Schrute: I think his species might have a higher tolerance than ours.
Michael Scott: Shh. Just stop. Here's what you do. You tell him that you're his friend, and that you're going to help him, and that everything's gonna be all right. And then you put a wire on him and you find out who's selling him drugs. And then you get that guy and you flip him. You turn him into a snitch. You follow that guy to the people really, really bad. I've been watching The Wire recently. I don't understand a word of it.