Quote from Michael Scott in Night Out
Ryan: One of you can have the sofa, and one of you can have the floor. Dwight K. Schrute: I got sofa. I got sofa. Michael Scott: Dwight, I'm the boss. Dwight K. Schrute: I got floor! Michael Scott: In case anybody needs to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night, I don't wanna get my head stepped on.