Phyllis: I have a friend who's single. Sandy. She's gorgeous and she's got a feisty personality too.
Michael Scott: Mmm. Feisty. So she's not jolly or sassy? Not like a jolly, sassy opera singer?
Phyllis: No, she's a professional softball player.
Michael Scott: Ooh. Catcher or in field?
Phyllis: I don't know, Michael.
Michael Scott: Is she a dress-wearer or a pants-wearer? Could we share a rowboat? Could a rowboat support her?
Phyllis: What are you asking?
Michael Scott: I think I'm being very clear what I'm asking. Would an average-sized rowboat support her without capsizing? It bothers me that you're not answering the question.
Phyllis: No, all right? No. She can't fit in a rowboat.
Michael Scott: Damn it! I knew it! I knew it, Phyllis! Okay.