Michael Scott: Jan thinks Hunter is very talented. You know what? I don't think he's that good.
Jan: At least he's an artist.
Michael Scott: B.F.D., I'm a screenwriter.
Jan: And I'm a candle maker, but you don't hear me braggin' about it!
Michael Scott: No, all you do is you get me to try to work on my rich friends.
Jan: For an investment opportunity!
Michael Scott: Man, I would love to burn your candles!
Jan: You burn it, you buy it!
Michael Scott: Oh, good, I'll be your first customer!
Jan: You're hardly my first.
Michael Scott: That's what she said!