Ryan's assistant: You have a call from Eddie Murphy.
Ryan: [answering the phone] Hello?
Michael Scott: Shrek! Shrek, I'm a donkey! I'm a donkey, Shrek! [laughing] I'm just kidding. It's me. Hello, Ry.
Ryan: What?
Michael Scott: Okay, calm down. I just have a small problem.
Ryan: I told you not to call about small problems.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Well, when I call about big problems, you don't like that either, so make up your mind, kiddo.