Michael Scott Quote #1005
Quote from Michael Scott in Local Ad
Ryan's assistant: You have a call from Eddie Murphy.
Ryan: [answering the phone] Hello?
Michael Scott: Shrek! Shrek, I'm a donkey! I'm a donkey, Shrek! [laughing] I'm just kidding. It's me. Hello, Ry.
Ryan: What?
Michael Scott: Okay, calm down. I just have a small problem.
Ryan: I told you not to call about small problems.
Michael Scott: Yeah. Well, when I call about big problems, you don't like that either, so make up your mind, kiddo.
The Office Quotes
‘Local Ad’ Quotes
Quote from Jim
Jim: I think it's great that the company's making a commercial. Because not very many people have heard of us. When I tell people that I work at Dunder Mifflin, they think that we sell mufflers, or muffins, or mittens, or... And frankly, all of those sound better than paper, so I let it slide.
Quote from Dwight K. Schrute
Dwight K. Schrute: I signed up for Second Life about a year ago. Back then my life was so great that I literally wanted a second one. In my second life, I was also a paper salesman, and I was also named Dwight. Absolutely everything was the same, except I could fly.
Quote from Angela
Angela: I find the mystery genre disgusting. I hate being titillated.