Michael Scott: Come on, the winner gets a big, big prize.
Meredith: What is it?
Michael Scott: I can't say.
Jim: You can't say? Or you can't pronounce it?
Michael Scott: The winner gets regional manager salary for a year and a Sebring and the feeling that they're making a difference in the world.
Kelly: Can we just take those first two things?
Michael Scott: The winner of today gets my job. Okay? I'm interviewing for a job at corporate. And they're only interviewing a handful of people, and I'm the most qualified, and I'll probably get it, all right?
Dwight K. Schrute: You're leaving?
Michael Scott: I didn't wanna tell anybody. I didn't wanna cast a pall over our fun Beach Day. But you know what? I don't know who to recommend, because, frankly, nobody's stepping up.