Phyllis: I didn't really get a good look.
Pam: That's okay. I don't feel like answering phones.
Karen: Hey, did you guys see this memo that Dwight sent out? "Women will be sent home if they wear makeup or heels exceeding one-quarter inch. Females are not allowed to speak to strangers unless given written authorization by Dwight Schrute." This is ridiculous.
Dwight K. Schrute: Attention. I am removing all bananas from the kitchen.
Karen: Dwight, this memo that you distributed is insulting.
Dwight K. Schrute: Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Pam: "Sleeves down to the wrists"? "Button-up collars and muted colors." Nobody dresses like that.