Michael Scott: I am sick over this thing. Those people out there are clearly afraid. And that can't happen. Not in my house.
Dwight K. Schrute: Agreed. Let me show you what I've been working on. There are several penises there I'd love Phyllis to run her eyes over. You know, see if we can catch this pervert.
Michael Scott: This is the last thing that Phyllis needs to see right now, Dwight.
Dwight K. Schrute: Look at that one.
Michael Scott: Dwight, are those your pants? That's a Polaroid.