Quote from Michael Scott in Back from Vacation
Toby: Hey, I need to talk to you- Michael Scott: Not now, not ever. Toby: -about you and Jan. Michael Scott: Ah. None of your business. Toby: I wish that were true, but it- It- It seems from that photo that two of you have entered into an intimate relationship. Michael Scott: That photo is my personal property, and if you are telling me that you went on my computer and stole that photo, then I am going to call the cops. Toby: Michael, nine different people e-mailed me that photo, including my ex-wife and we don't talk. Michael Scott: Well, this is probably the icebreaker you need.