Toby: Hey, I need to talk to you-
Michael Scott: Not now, not ever.
Toby: -about you and Jan.
Michael Scott: Ah. None of your business.
Toby: I wish that were true, but it- It- It seems from that photo that two of you have entered into an intimate relationship.
Michael Scott: That photo is my personal property, and if you are telling me that you went on my computer and stole that photo, then I am going to call the cops.
Toby: Michael, nine different people e-mailed me that photo, including my ex-wife and we don't talk.
Michael Scott: Well, this is probably the icebreaker you need.